Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Contest - Update

It's My Birthday and I Need 100 Followers / Update
(OK...I don't really Need 100 followers - but I'd sure LOVE TO HAVE 100 Followers)

My number of followers is slowly creeping upward.
I'm now at 65 and I thank you all. for that.
As promised, I've received a new Melaleuca order,
so I'm going to "up the anti", a little.
Here is what some lucky winner will receive,
when I hit the magic number - 100 Followers!

Go HERE to enter.



I started off the giveaway with 1 bottle each of :
Melaleuca Sun Valley (Sole to Soul )
Foot Spray
Foot Scrub
&
Foot Lotion

Now the giveaway is for all of the Melaleuca products you see here.
I've added:
Renew Intensive Skin Therapy Lotion
20 pack of Clear Defense Moisturizing Hand Sanitizing Wipes
Nicole Miller (Of New York) Mini Nail Color Collection
&
Nicole Miller (Of New York) Lash Primer
Total retail value of this prize package
Over $70.00
Go forth, and enter!

Monday, August 3, 2009

A Different Way of Look'n at Things

Larry's Proverbs

From the mouth of Larry "The Cable Guy"


1.A day without sunshine is like night.



2.. On the other hand, you have different fingers.



3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.



4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.



5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.



6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.



7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.



8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.



9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.



10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.



11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.



12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.



13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.



14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?



15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.



16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.



17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?



18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.



19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?



20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?



21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'



22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.



23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

One Of My Favorite Hymns - I Feel My Savior's Love

I Feel My Savior's Love
Words by Ralph Rodgers Jr.
K. Newell Dayley & Laurie Huffman
Music by K. Newell Dayley

(This Rendition by The Mormon Tabernacle Choir)

I feel my Savior’s love,
In all the world around me
His Spirit warms my soul
Through everything I see
I feel my Savior’s love
Its gentleness enfolds me
And when I kneel to pray
My heart is filled with peace
He knows I will follow Him,
Give all my life to Him
I feel my Savior’s love
The love He freely gives me
I feel my Savior’s love
And know that He will bless me
I offer Him my heart;
My shepherd He will be
He knows I will follow Him,
Give all my life to Him
I feel my Savior’s love,
The love He freely gives me
I’ll share my Savior’s love
By serving others freely,
In serving I am blessed,
In giving I receive
He knows I will follow Him,
Give all my life to Him
I feel my Savior’s love,
The love He freely gives me

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Where To Retire?





I got this is an email the other day, and it was just to good to pass up! Having been a resident of Florida for 52 years, I can attest to the comments from there!

WHERE TO RETIRE?
You can retire to Phoenix , Arizona where......
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!



You can retire to California where...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.



You can retire to New York City where...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan ....
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You think Central Park is "nature."
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5. You've worn out a car horn. ( Ed note: if you have a car)

You can retire to Maine where...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco .
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.



You can retire to the Deep South where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
5. Everything is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder." It's important to know the difference, too.



You can retire to Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car .
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and so he stops at the assisted living center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.



You can retire to the Midwest where...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at? "
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"



AND You can retire to Florida where..
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.