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Sincerely, George and Gracie.

I've just spent 5 hours trying to get refills on medication that has 4 refills left. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRG!!!
Over the last year, I've had a number of comments about my husband and I raising a large family. Is this something that you would like to hear about? Maybe a week of posts on the subject? Just let me know...cause I want to keep ya'll coming back!
Yesterday the S man slid me into the back seat of the car, and he drove us to Whole Foods - one of my very favorite places. Hubby met us there.
And the most decadent desserts! I should have included a photo of the cupcakes they make. They make every icing flower you can imaging, and goldfish, and elephants, and teddy bears - true works of art.
S picked out a salmon fillet, and found some cedar planks to grill it on.
And here's what I had for lunch...Avocado Gelato. Man oh man, was it ever good. I usually sample two or three different flavors, each time we go, - thinking that I'll have something new - but I end up ordering the same thing. I just love the Avocado!
We keep snack stuff in the baskets. We're each supposed to have our own, but nobody pays attention when they put things back. I've been meaning to make individual name tags to hang on them. Maybe that will help.
I'm lucky that my pantry is large enough to hold this bookcase. I keep all my cookbooks in it. Some of them are really old...and look, I just noticed that somebody put a jar of Palmolito Guava Jelly on one of the shelves. Geesh...Iguess the old saying "If you want to have something done right, ya gotta do it yourself" is true!
This big bin (which is on wheels) holds bags of dry dog food. A couple boxes of my favorite cereal are on top of it. The bin sits to the left of the bookcase.
Yep - I've got stuff on the floor too. Look at all that diet Coke. I don't know how my boys drink that stuff. I think it's nasty with a capitol N.
Good ole TaterGirl also showed us the front of her fridge, a while back. Here's mine.
And here's a close up of my magnets. I've already shared the one on the left. The one on the right was sent to me by a couple of my grandsons...thanks Carson and Andy. The one on the middle keeps me legal. It says "Thou Shalt Not Weigh More Than Thy Refrigerator"!

| 1. | Don 't change horses | until they stop running. |
| 2. | Strike while the | bug is close. |
| 3. | It's always darkest before | Daylight Saving Time. |
| 4. | Never underestimate the power of | termites. |
| 5. | You can lead a horse to water but | How? |
| 6. | Don 't bite the hand that | looks dirty. |
| 7. | No news is | impossible |
| 8. | A miss is as good as a | Mr. |
| 9. | You can't teach an old dog new | Math |
| 10. | If you lie down with dogs, you'll | stink in the morning. |
| 11. | Love all, trust | Me. |
| 12. | The pen is mightier than the | pigs. |
| 13. | An idle mind is | the best way to relax . |
| 14. | Where there's smoke there's | pollution. |
| 15. | Happy the bride who | gets all the presents. |
| 16. | A penny saved is | not much. |
| 17. | Two's company, three's | the Musketeers. |
| 18. | Don 't put off till tomorrow what | you put on to go to bed. |
| 19. | Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and | You have to blow your nose. |
| 20. | There are none so blind as | Stevie Wonder. |
| 21. | Children should be seen and not | spanked or grounded. |
| 22. | If at first you don't succeed | get new batteries. |
| 23. | You get out of something only what you | See in the picture on the box |
| 24. | When the blind lead the blind | get out of the way. |
| 25. | A bird in the hand | is going to poop on you. |
| 26. | Better late than................................................................ | Pregnant |
We all have a road we must follow in life. Often it's long and winding, and seems to go on forever.
CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS"
1.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was
Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but
it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
because it was weapon of math disruption.
5.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a
little behind in his work.
6.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll
still be stationery.
7.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited
for littering.
8.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
in Linoleum Blownapart.
9.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The
police are looking into it.
12.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One
hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a
head.'
14.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then
it hit me.
15.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said:
'Keep off the Grass.'
16.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a
small medium at large.
20.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
now a seasoned veteran.
21.
A backward poet writes inverse.
22.
In democracy it's your vote that counts. In
feudalism it's your count that votes.
23.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of
religion.
I can feel the tension in the air. Hoards of readers, at this very moment, are sitting at their computers...spines tingling,,,holding their breath...the hair standing up on the backs of their necks...thinking"oh please, please, let it be me".................................................Oh sorry, I was off in the dream world for a moment.
After mixing the names up in the magic hat...hubby closes his eyes, and gently draws out a tiny folded up slip of yellow paper....Oh....whose name did he draw? He was so giddy with excitement, I was afraid that he might just forget what he was doing and wander back to the tv.
This is what I wanted the mayo for the other day. I've been eating chopped apples with celery slices, pecans and dried cranberries, for lunch, just about every day, since coming home. We haven't had any mayo (just Miracle Whip...yeeeeek, blaaaah, gross - scrape my tongue just thinking about it). It hasn't been too bad, but I just wanted a little mayo on if for a change.
Linnea - I think that Yoplait Light Thick and Creamy Yogurt is a perfectly wonderful healthy food item.
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle suggested an extreme skateboarding accident to the question..."What happened to my leg?" I've seen this dog on tv so many time...and I never get tired of watching him.
Another suggestion was telling people that I was injured when auditioning for So You Think You Can Dance, or maybe it was Dancing With the Stars. Thanks Vicky!
And, from Homestay Mama, that I was auditioning for the Texas RollerGirls and that I ran into the judges.