Spring Cleaning Party Continued

Well - it took me long enough...but I've finally finished the bathroom.

My cabinets were a MESS!

Everthing was just a big jumbled pile of stuff.

After tossing, sorting, vacuuming, wiping down - I ended up with this...
A vast improvement, don't you think?

New use for Windex

I haven't checked ' snopes.com' to see if this actually

works or not . . . But they say,

If you ever get the sudden Urge to run around naked,

You should sniff some Windex first.

It'll keep you from streaking.

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This is what my salad looked like!

Mothers of Boys Know That...

1. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.


2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.


3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.


4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft room.


5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.


6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.


7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.


8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.


9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.


10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.


11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.


12. Super glue is forever.


13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.


14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.


15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.


16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.


17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.


18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.


19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.


20. The Police Department in Lakeland, Florida responds to all 911 calls...even when the caller just giggles and then hangs up!


21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.


22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.


23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. Women will laugh at this.

25. Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid!

Comfort Food

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I turn to comfort food when I'm feeling down (or happy, or excited, or board), and I really needed some comforting yesterday... so I had a Healthy Choice Salisbury Steak frozen dinner. I discovered that if you eat 2 or 3 of them, with lots of butter and salt, that they are quite tasty BUT - I was still down...and still hungry!

So I made myself a salad.
First I chopped an apple.

Then added some diced carrot.

And a handful of Craisins - I love Craisins!

Put in some diced celery.

And some chopped pecans.
I say pahcaaaans - not peecans!

And finished the salad off, by adding some 2% cheddar/swiss cheese cubes.

Still feeling down, I found some of these left over from Chirstmas.

I ate 3 Pecan Pie Squares - the peppermint and eggnog flavors weren't calling to me.

Later I had some egg salad on gooey white bread...

...with some Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips.

What I really wanted was a hot fudge sundae...so hubby brought home a half gallon of vanilla ice cream, a jar of hot fudge topping, and a can of whipped cream. I was too depressed to put it all together, so I didn't bother.

Life is better today. So, I had the hot fudge sundae for breakfast:-)

PS - I've heard that there are some people who don't eat when they are sad, or excited, or happy (or even hungry)...I think that they aren't really people, but actually aliens in disguise!