Have a laugh on me.

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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

Procrastinate Now!


I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; do you want fries with that?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.


The trouble with life is there's no background music

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short

I've Come A Long Way

Had surgery on February 13th - Proximal and Distal Open Pateller Realingment - with 2 screws.

After surgery - Jackson Pratt Deep Drain .

10 weeks in this brace.

From this...

...to this.

And now...I can do...

THIS!

Sometimes we don't think about the little things...like:

Being able to put on a shoe. Getting dressed. Taking a shower.
Getting in and out of bed...

...and being able to move a towel across the floor with your toes!

Woo-Hoo!!!

Spring Cleaning Party Continued

Well - it took me long enough...but I've finally finished the bathroom.

My cabinets were a MESS!

Everthing was just a big jumbled pile of stuff.

After tossing, sorting, vacuuming, wiping down - I ended up with this...
A vast improvement, don't you think?

New use for Windex

I haven't checked ' snopes.com' to see if this actually

works or not . . . But they say,

If you ever get the sudden Urge to run around naked,

You should sniff some Windex first.

It'll keep you from streaking.

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