Bad Poetry Salute To My Friends - Day 4

Homestay Mama is rarely at home
Cause she's running her "kids" all over.
Don't know how she keeps up with them all
But love and affection they show her.

She opens her heart
And let's them all in
And she does it warmth
And a big happy grin!

Bad Poetry or Poetry in Bad Taste - Day 3

Robynn's a rave'n and rant'n.
She's squawking from morning till night.
But to tell you the truth,
And this ain't no soof,
Robynn is usually right!

Her stories are funny and witty.
And somethings she says, are quite true.
Embellish she does,
And the're funny because,
They could possibly have happened to you.

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Bad Poetry Salute To My Friends - Day 2

I have a friend name Jientje
So let me now introduce you.
She's a gourmet cook,
And could write her own book!
How she does it, I don't have a clue.

Now mind you, she thinks she's in heaven
News flash at nine and eleven.
In Belgium she lives
And what I would give
To have just a taste of her liv'n.

Bad Poetry Salute To My Friends Week

This week I will be posting a poem each day.
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Ode to my Katie Tatie


I love my Katie Tatie
She has a thing for Crisco.
She longs to be back in the state
That harbors San Franciso.

Bacon is another thing
That Tatie'd love to have
But darn it Oz just has stinky sheep
Who always need a bath.

She smokes, drinks Joe,
And says arse a lot.
But lots of heart, and love, and fun
Our Katie Taties, got!

Here's Your Stupid Sign Saturday

Oops - bet motorists wish this had been posted before they drove onto the bridge!

Please tell me that this wasn't posted because someone sued them.

Okay - okay - I won't touch the sign!!!
(Did you notice the small print at the bottom?)

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Uuuuuuuummmm - if my kids EVER got me something from this place,
they would become orphans, caused I'd drop over dead.

And here is the stupid stunt of the week:
Two guests in the Chatham County Jail in Georgia,
burned themselves while trying to light their
hand made cigarettes...
with sparks from and electrical outlet!
They started a fire, but luckily other
inmates where able to put it out before any serious damage was done.

To you two idiots - In Jeff Foxworthy's wonderful words...
"Here's your sign"!

I'm Ranting and Raving Again

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On to today's rant and rave.


I ask you...what is this world coming too?

Here are some of the Headlines in my paper the other day.

Python escapes terrarium, strangles Fla. girl, 2, in bed
A two year old girl was strangled by an 8-foot albino Burmese python.
Seems it escaped from its cage, and got into her bed in the middle of the night.
The owner of the snake (the boyfriend of the girls mother) did not have a permit for the python, and investigators also found a 6-foot boa constrictor in the home. The snake has been placed in a bag and then the bag was placed into an aquarium.
There was no lid on the aquarium, and apparently the bag was not tied.


Man strips naked; flight diverted
A 50 year old man removed all his clothing while sitting in his seat
aboard a US Airlines flight to Los Angeles.
He was asked several times, to put his clothes back on,
but he was unresponsive, according to a flight attendant.
She even tried to cover him up with a blanket, but he threw it off.
He even punched and kicked the flight attendant.

Police: Child left in van dies
Day-care workers left a three year old in a van for six hours.
The little girl died from hyperthermia.
This day-care had a history of noncompliance
(Thank goodness - state officials have now revoked their license!)

And last for today...
What is with all this hoopla over Michael Jackson?
Go HERE - and read this article entitled
Let's mourn the real American heroes
which pretty much sums up my thoughts!